Saturday, April 1, 2006

New Puppy

As some of you may know, Stacie and I have a new puppy getting a lot of our attention. She likes to pee, poop, eat, sleep, whine and be really cute.



We know her mom is a yellow lab, but until recently we couldn't determine what her dad was. Another lab? A Boston Terrier? A Great Dane? No matter how hard we tried to deduce her true breed we came to no conclusions, but then it dawned on us.

The paws. The growl. The way she walks. The way she moves. The color and texture of the fur...

Her dad was...a bear. That's right folks! We have the one and only Lab-Bear in North America! It takes two to tango and somehow a bear snuck into our friends backyard and knocked up their yellow lab.

But we are the beneficiaries. We get the only puppy out of the litter to actually be more bear than dog. I know you're all jealous. You'll just have to come see her soon.

You might want to bring a salmon.

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